it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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