we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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