youre lurking in front of me
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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