So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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