I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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