would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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