OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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