I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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