Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
So. Much. Porn.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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