She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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