..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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