I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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