I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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