You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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