whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
