That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
