next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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