I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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