i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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