My room smells like vodka and shame
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
