it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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