just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Randomize
