Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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