is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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