What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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