hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
4 words: hood of his car
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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