So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
this boner is exhausting
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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