dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
