I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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