You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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