and she was petting her beer can
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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