just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
not ubering you a puppy
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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