If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
