How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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