The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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