make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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