Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize