is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
PANTIES FOUND
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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