You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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