I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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