You're so nebulous sometimes
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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