That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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