So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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