Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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