I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
