next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He keeps bees of course he's weird
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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