We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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