So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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