Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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