I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
