she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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