what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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