So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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