i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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